EPISODE 11 • EURO STAR

SCENE DESCRIPTION: SMOKING HOT SLOVAKIAN BLONDE, EMILY JADE, GETS HER FACE ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED BY JESH.

DIRECTOR'S NOTE: "I GET OLDER, THEY STAY THE SAME AGE". AS A MALE ADULT PERFORMER, NOTHING CAN BE TRUER THAN THIS STATEMENT. BUT MORE SPECIFICALLY, ITS BECOME HARDER AND HARDER TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL NEW TALENT THAT KEEP POPPING UP. EMILY JADE, BEING OF THEM.

TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAD NO IDEA WHO SHE WAS. IN FACT, MY PRODUCER SQUEEZED THIS SHOOT IN THE DAY BEFORE MY FLIGHT BACK HOME. I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE SHOOTING ANYTHING THE DAY BEFORE I FLY OUT OF LOS ANGELES. I LIKE HAVING A MENTAL RESET. PLUS I HAD ALREADY BROKE DOWN ALL MY EQUIPMENT AND IT'S A BIT OF ANNOYANCE TO RE-SET EVERYTHING BACK UP. BUT IT'S NOT LOST ON ME HOW RIDICULOUS I SOUND. "OH POOR, JESH. HE GETS TO FUCK ANOTHER SUPER HOT BADDIE..." "CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER!". HAHAAH.

SO OF COURSE WHEN EMILY SHOWED UP, BRANDISHING THIS MEGAWAT SMILE, LUSCIOUS CURLY BLONDE HAIR, AND STACKED BODY, ALL OF THAT WENT AWAY. I LOVE MY JOB.

I HAD A GREAT TIME SHOOTING WITH EMILY. WE HAD SUCH GREAT CHEMISTRY. I WOULD DEFINITELY WORK WITH HER AGAIN. SHE'S EASTERN EUROPEAN, SLOVAKIA TO BE SPECIFIC. AND AFTER WE SHOT, IT REALLY GOT ME THINKING ABOUT GOING TO PRAGUE / BUDAPEST / INSTANBUL TO SHOOT MORE WOMEN LIKE HER. MAYBE I SHOULD. MAYBE I SHOULD FINALLY DO A EURO-TOUR. WE'LL SEE.

FOR NOW, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS EPISODE. COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND GIVE ME YOUR TWO CENTS ABOUT EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN.